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来た、見た、勝った。I'm Jaime. My life basically consists of candles, One Piece, animals, Naruto, Dragon Ball, reading, watching movies, Death Note, buying cute underwear and wishing I could live between December 1st and the 24th forever. Instagram: Jaimelomas

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Gisele Bundchen for Yves Saint Laurent 2007 photographed by Inez van Lamsweerde & Vinoodh Matadin
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acuratedmoment:

beware tigers.
Ana Teresa Barboza

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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  • Satan: [appears]
  • Satan: You can have anything you wan--
  • Me: LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What?
  • Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What the--?
  • Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
  • Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
  • Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

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kuogayku:

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hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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